Disclaimer:
This is an artistic work of fiction – names, characters, places, and events are products of the writer’s imagination. Any resemblance to real teams or individuals is purely coincidental.
ADMIN: Referees Kasalirwe Lucky and Musisi Brianson have been selected to attend the AFCON U-17 Morocco 2026 preparation course.
Kitara: Waoh, that’s good news.
Lugazi: mschew!!!
Maroons: @Lugazi, what’s the matter?
Lugazi: Kasalirwe is a disgrace! His officiating was shameless in our game against Kitara. He denied us a clear penalty, then seconds later sent off our boy.
Vipers: Sabula sabula.
Lugazi: And these are the people holding FIFA badges. What’s even more concerning is that this isn’t the first time. Same referee, same opponents, same venue, and similar controversies last season.
Kitara: But the red card was legit.
Vipers: @Kitara, what would you have said?
SC Villa: Don’t tell me about refereeing. When we speak, letters will start flying out.
Express: Kyova olaba nga babakuba!
ADMIN: @Express English please
NEC: @Express, You who can’t afford hiring an ambulance
Lugazi: And FUFA is happy!
Buhimba: 😂😂😂😂
Entebbe UPPC: My family and I extend our heartfelt appreciation to our friends and colleagues from FUFA, UPL, KCCA FC, Vipers SC, BUL FC, NEC FC, Kitara FC, and the entire football fraternity. Thank you for the condolences, prayers, messages of support, and for standing with us following the passing of my father, Abdallah Nsubuga Kamya.
BUL: @Entebbe UPPC, stay strong.
KCCA: @Entebbe UPPC, may Dad’s soul rest in peace.
Vipers: To those who never attended Coach Abdallah Mubiru’s father’s burial, that wasn’t a good sign.
Express: @Vipers, gwe kyova wamukuba?
ADMIN: @Express, English please.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂😂
Express: Meanwhile, here at Kakyeka, the playground looks very poor.
URA: @Express, brother, Mbarara shifted to Rwamwanja Stadium – Kamwenge!
Mbarara City: Don’t tell him…
Express: 🧐🧐🧐
Police: Walkover looming.
Express: Naye bannange!
Mbarara City: More 90km for you.
Express: Fuel is expensive 😫😫😫
SC Villa: Call Mike Mutyaba to help…
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
Kitara: Hehehehehehe.
KCCA: Violence…..
Calvary: Guys, Shawn Mubiru’s contact?
KCCA: @Calvary, for what?
Vipers: @KCCA, to organise Herbert Achayi’s honeymoon 🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️
Buhimba: 😂😂😂😂
URA: But how does a player hold a wedding ceremony in such a busy period?
KCCA: @URA, see who is talking!!!!
SC Villa: Very unprofessional.
Police: We are in an amateur setting.
KCCA: It’s none of your business. You are used to having irresponsible players who can’t value family matters.
Vipers: At the cost of the club?
KCCA: What do I know?
Vipers: You will know on Wednesday.
ADMIN: Please KCCA and Vipers, let’s maintain the purpose of this forum. Keep your fire for Wednesday’s match.
Vipers: You also lay low… like an envelope.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂😂
UPDF: @Admin, remove Vipers.
Vipers: @UPDF, concentrate on your relegation fight.
Maroons: Eh…
ADMIN: (Typing)
KCCA: (Typing)
Next episode soon…
In your own thinking members what do u think is the main cause of bad officiation?
1. Non payment of refs for a whole season, whole Uganda Cup 2 seasons, under payment etc
Besides fiction this is a reality check
We can improvise WhatsApp meme videos of this format. This can create happiness and joy on top of the beautiful game of football.
Thank you
Kathuffu…. let me be like Express i use luganda
Buhimba’s admin offered fine art or??? Why are they not typing but only emojis 😂😂