Disclaimer:
This is an artistic work of fiction – names, characters, places, and events are products of the writer’s imagination. Any resemblance to real teams or individuals is purely coincidental
ADMIN: (Adds Vipers)
ADMIN: (Adds Kitara)
Police: Good job, @Admin, for bringing them back.
SC Villa: None was missed anyway.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
Kitara: This one is still laughing?
Mbarara City: Same WhatsApp group, same problems.
UPDF: @Buhimba, update us on your ownership court case.
Kitara: He won’t say anything.
Kitara: Court was adjourned to next Monday because the “new” president and Abiud Akandwanaho didn’t attend. His lawyers said he was sick.
Police: Continue 👀
Kitara: The judge then asked whether the “real owner,” Mr. Julius Ahurra, was ready to proceed with the case, but he declined. The judge ordered that Monday’s sitting is a must-attend for Akandwanaho. If he’s still sick, they’ll send a special vehicle to bring him to court.
Express: Ffe ebyo tebitukwatako.
KCCA: @Express, after beating Buhimba 😂
Calvary: It’s Sunday, but too many messages here. When do you people go to church?
Express: @Calvary, gwe ssebo Pastor, Katonda lwaki takuggya mu relegation?
Maroons: But @Express…
ADMIN: @Express, SPEAK ENGLISH!
ADMIN: (Adds FUFA)
NEC: 😡😡😡
Kitara: Good morning, Mr. President @FUFA.
BUL: Happy to have you here, sir 🙏
Express: Kati bano beegonza ki?
FUFA: Hope you’re all well. I’m here briefly so that we can deliberate on a few issues as we continue strengthening competitions ahead of AFCON 2027.
ADMIN: The floor is yours, @FUFA.
FUFA: Allow me to start with the good news. As you all know, we are to give you UGX 5.5Bn.
Kitara: 🧚🏿♂️🧚🏿♂️🧚🏿♂️
BUL: We thank you, Mr. President 🙏
NEC: @FUFA, you or the Government? It’s the Government giving us a UGX 5.5Bn grant to prepare players for AFCON 2027.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
Maroons: Are we sharing the money equally?
Lugazi: I think the money should be shared equally.
Express: @Lugazi, oyagala kujja ku fine zebakuba olwokwogera ku ba refs?
KCCA: Money should be shared according to the number of players each club sends to the national team.
Vipers: @KCCA, seconded.
SC Villa: I support that.
Calvary: No way.
Buhimba: No no no 😂
Express: Banange, Buhimba ku ssente ayogedde!
URA: Don’t joke with money 😆😆😆
FUFA: We have your club accounts, and that’s where we shall deposit everyone’s share once the money is received from the National Council of Sports.
ADMIN: @FUFA, we run the league. Send the money to our accounts and we’ll distribute it to the clubs accordingly.
FUFA: @ADMIN, I don’t think that will work.
ADMIN: It must work.
FUFA: @ADMIN, I have my reservations with you people at the League secretariat.
Vipers: I’m enjoying this 😂
Lugazi: Celebrate less. When elephants fight, it’s the grass that suffers.
ADMIN: Stop always making us scapegoats! Then disband the body. We are tired of these threats. It’s you people who have refused to give us independence. Let us work!
(FUFA is typing…)
What happens next?
Top Guy Brian Kawalya. I think eno group ya UPL tugenda kugikolamu comics articles or a separate publication from SportsNation. Thanks though! Very hilarious and creative.