Disclaimer:
This is an artistic work of fiction – names, characters, places, and events are products of the writer’s imagination. Any resemblance to real teams or individuals is purely coincidental
FUFA Left
Express: Essaawa yonaaaa…
Mbarara City: What is not happening?
Express: Omusajja kati aliira ku nsiko.
Calvary: Ohhhhh 😳
Police: Investigations on the Speaker are ongoing! Next is FUFA!
Lugazi: Things I want to see… 👀
ADMIN: Comrades, let’s stick to football and leave politics alone.
URA: Football and politics move together 🤷🏾♂️
Vipers: They are the ones who brought politics into football.
UPPC: Time to face the music 🎺
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
NEC: @Buhimba We thank you for the three points.
Kitara: And their ladies’ team failed to show up against Boni Consillii in the Women Elite League.
SC Villa: Hey Kitara, ready? 😏
URA: 😡😡😡
Kitara: Hope the Uganda Cup final host is ready…
SC Villa: It returns to Kadiba where it was played last season.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
Express: Mugitwale e Kitende.
Vipers: Stupid! Not available — even if you pay Shs5bn.
Express: FUFA tekyalina ssente… 😭
Lugazi: Mbu baakoze search e Mengo? 👀
Calvary: 😳😳😳
Express: President omupya essaawa yona… Nze siva ku Twitter ya Ninye Tabz 🧚🏿♂️🧚🏿♂️🧚🏿♂️
BUL: Magogo is still around.
Kitara: Ali humble nnyo 😂
Police: He today took investigators around a residence said to belong to his wife. Investigations continue.
Express: Alabiddwaako ne ku Serena nga asooba 👀
Lugazi: FUFA deleted the tweet yesterday 😭
KCCA: Disastrous PR!
NEC: Through FUFA and the National Council of Sports, Shs290bn — almost a quarter trillion — had allegedly been placed in the Education and Sports budget towards hidden AFCON expenses.
Express: Yiiii… Kyokka ffe tetulina kyetulya! 😭
Lugazi: Meanwhile, how is Rogers Byamukama? Last seen being warned not to continue mobilization 👀
Express: Byonna babikole, naye basooke batuwe Shs5.5bn promised for AFCON preps 😭
KCCA: @Express has even switched to English 😂
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
Express: @Maroons Ntege eyo e Luzira omulabako? Clear space… essaawa yona bakuleetera abantu 😭
Lugazi: Who is the next FUFA President?
Express: Oba Mulindwa akomewo? 👀
Vipers: Can’t stoop that low again 😒
KCCA: Government can’t risk a FIFA ban ahead of AFCON.
UPDF: Afande MK 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
NEC: It’s Operation “Maliza Ufisadi.” The operation will expand and apprehend all culprits. No one will be spared.
Express: Kasita oyogera Afande… 😭
ADMIN: ORDER! Let’s focus on the upcoming league games.
Calvary: Given the chaos, can’t we cancel this season and start again next season?
(Express is typing…)
(Lugazi is typing…)
(ADMIN closes group)
What next? Check out next episode soon
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