Disclaimer:
This is an artistic work of fiction – names, characters, places, and events are products of the writer’s imagination. Any resemblance to real teams or individuals is purely coincidental
ADMIN: Hello everyone, welcome back from Njeru after the Uganda Cup final.
Kitara: 🏆🥇🏅🏆
ADMIN: Congratulations, Kitara!
NEC: @ADMIN, bring back Lugazi and Express.
URA: @NEC, true.
(ADMIN adds FUFA)
ADMIN: Let’s welcome FUFA back. He excused himself from the group earlier due to official duties.
NEC: Add Express and Lugazi as well.
Kitara: Welcome back, @FUFA.
(ADMIN adds Lugazi)
(ADMIN adds Express)
FUFA: Congratulations, Kitara, on the Uganda Cup triumph. No time to rest now. Don’t wait for the last minute to begin your CAF preparations.
Kitara: Thanks.
SC Villa: 😡😡😡
Express: Baalyose naawe nebakukuba! 😂😂😂
Mbarara City: But I saw Villa fans attacking Magogo, throwing bottles and stones as he made his way to the podium for the trophy presentation.
SC Villa: He is a snake! How do you change the final venue at the last hour?
UPPC: Bad loser! 🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
Kitara: Meanwhile, you are all invited for our trophy parade…
Vipers: As we have ended the season, there are a few things I want to make clear!
Express: Leka nfune akatebe! 🍿
Vipers: @FUFA, stop disrespecting clubs!
Lugazi: Wano tubeera tusimbudde.
Vipers: Apart from that fake format at the start of the season, another major challenge was having one of our technical staff members, Fred Muhumuza, taken away for Uganda Cranes duties without our notice.
Calvary: That’s bad.
Vipers: We have the power to refuse the release of a coach for national team duties. It’s okay for players, but for coaches, negotiations must happen first. Mukekere awo akamanyiiro!
Express: Sabula sabula! 😂
Vipers: We suffered during CHAN preparations when Muhumuza was taken despite having a full year left on his contract. Let that stop. I want to announce it here: we can release the coach after negotiations. We have no problem with that because it’s also career growth for him. But I have a right to take both the coach and FUFA to court!
Buhimba: 😂😂
Vipers: It has affected us for many seasons. There was a time we were preparing for CECAFA in Rwanda and the coach was taken away. Are you really wishing the club well? I’ve seen coaches taken away for friendlies without our notice. You remember the late Fred Kajoba? When you have a son, you don’t just enter his house and take whatever you want simply because he is your son.
ADMIN: Let’s all remain calm.
Express: Tukooye akamanyiiro! 😂
Vipers: Another point. The officiating has been poor, and at times it has looked deliberate. We scored a goal against Police that was disallowed. You all saw the Kitara game at Kitende. That goalkeeper came out with an exposed boot and kicked Karisa, yet nothing was done. Anyway, our intelligence had already informed us about what was going to happen, so we were never surprised.
KCCA: Look who’s complaining about officiating. 😂
SC Villa: The kettle calling the pot black…
Vipers: How on earth do you appoint a referee without a FIFA badge for a high-profile game between Vipers and Kitara? Then later, his suspension is lifted. Can you imagine?
FUFA: Noted.
Kitara: President for life! 😂
Express: Essaawa yonna agendaaaa… 😂
FUFA: Nobody has asked me to resign!!!
UPDF: 🧐
Police: 🚔
(NEC is typing…)
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