Disclaimer:
This is an artistic work of fiction – names, characters, places, and events are products of the writer’s imagination. Any resemblance to real teams or individuals is purely coincidental
FUFA: Allow me, guys, to thank everyone who attended our Zoom Extraordinary General Assembly last Thursday.
Kitara: Yes, Mr President.
Mbarara City: What was resolved?
FUFA: Basically, we approved amendments to the FUFA Statutes.
Express: Bituyambirawa?
FUFA: The approved amendments align the FUFA Statutes with the National Sports Act 2023 and the National Sports Regulations 2025, particularly in the area of dispute resolution and arbitration, including recognition of arbitrators appointed under the National Sports Act.
URA: Who has Coach Jimmy Kintu’s contact?
Express: @Lugazi, tozunga, akyalina endagaano…
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
NEC: Man thought Mbalangu had magic. 🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️
URA: mbu he’s still contracted. Do you have money to facilitate that contract? Mschew
Express: Muli ku ssente zo musolo mwononaaaaa… look elsewhere. Twala omuzungu wa Vipers oba Simon Peter Mugerwa.
KCCA: 😂😂😂
Express: Oseka ki gwe? Nga twalabye omusajja ayambadde omujoozi gwamwe nga akuba omwana wa Rugby!
Police: Sydney Gongodyo, RIP.
URA: @Police, after your people arrived at the scene late… you jokers.
KCCA: Let Sydney rest in peace.
ADMIN: You guys kept silent here when Cissy Nantongo (She Corporate) passed on…
Mbarara City: Here seeing Wakiso Giants dissolving after relegation.
UPDF: And Bright Stars.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
Kitara: This one is here laughing days after some of their members were banned for match-fixing. I doubt Buhimba will still exist next season.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
Express: FUFA ebyo byonna yebireeta!
SC Villa: Frustrating everyone! Tooro United, Lweza, Victoria University, Nyamityobora, among others.
Maroons: Same people fighting institutional clubs!
KCCA: Joker!
UPDF: 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
Kitara: Why don’t we remove relegated Buhimba and Calvary, and add the promoted teams?
NEC: Kataka, Blacks Power, Kigezi HomeBoyz, Ntugasaze.
Express: League ya season eja nkambwe! Okugenda e Mbale, Lira, Kabale… Mityana kale wo kumpi…!!
Vipers: How much is DStv? The World Cup is starting soon…
KCCA: You want to scout players from the World Cup? 😂😂😂
Express: Aja kudayo aleete aba Congo nga bulijjo. 🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️
ADMIN: Meanwhile, the Uganda Premier League 2026/27 kicks off on August 28, 2026.
Express: Ndowooza ssente za Shs5.5bn za Government zija kuba zaatuka dda…
ADMIN: The Super 8 will be held between August 1 and August 16, while the FUFA Super Cup between Kitara and Vipers will be played on August 23.
Vipers: Hope we’ll be back from CECAFA by then.
Kitara: Bring that Super Cup final to Hoima City Stadium.
Vipers: 😡😡😡
FUFA: Confirmation: Uganda Cranes will play Zanzibar this Thursday, June 11.
Express: Kikopo ki ekyo?
FUFA: We were invited by the Zanzibar Football Federation as they mark 100 years.
Express: Wabula tuzunga, baatugobye Morocco lwa Ebola… kati ate laba…
Vipers: Imagine our players getting injured in such useless matches…
SC Villa: At least get us a share of the money you’re getting from Zanzibar Federation…
Wait for next episode soon….
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