Disclaimer:
This is an artistic work of fiction – names, characters, places, and events are products of the writer’s imagination. Any resemblance to real teams or individuals is purely coincidental.
ADMIN: [Reopens the group]
Lugazi: Just a bit of simple banter and the Admin closes the group!
Express: Tufigiddwa bubi wabula.
ADMIN: Members, let’s try to live in harmony and avoid trading insults.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂😂
UPPC: @Buhimba is always laughing.
KCCA: The club is being sold 🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️
Police: Matter is in court.
Vipers: There is a lot of injustice going on, but it’s unfortunate that FUFA is turning a deaf ear.
Express: Sumulula… wetuli.
ADMIN: English please.
Vipers: Now look at our Uganda Cup game—how was that not a red card for Jasper Aheebwa?
Kitara: Wacha wewe.
SC Villa: Kitara!!!!
Kitara: My captain was challenging for the ball. Did you expect him to just watch?
Vipers: That was a straight red card. No intention to play the ball—Aheebwa clearly stamped on Karisa’s leg.
URA: Worst part is it happened right in front of the fourth official.
Vipers: Imagine. Very barbaric.
Kitara: You Kitende people have developed a habit of acting like video assistant referees.
Vipers: Nonsense.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
Mbarara: (Forwards video of Aheebwa’s foul on Karisa)
Calvary: Ehhhhh. Straight red!
Police: Ouch.
Lugazi: I’ll be surprised if FUFA doesn’t suspend him.
BUL: Nothing serious in that foul.
Express: @BUL, gwe naawe ozanya bwotyo.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
Kitara: That’s just normal play.
Vipers: We won’t open the gates for Aheebwa if FUFA fails to suspend him.
ADMIN: @Vipers, follow the rules. You know the proper channels to address grievances.
NEC: Do those channels even work?
Lugazi: But our referees!
Express: Obuzibu Kitara ne Vipers bonna baabadde balabye mu referee, kati naye mumusasire.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
ADMIN: Take this as your last warning ⚠️
Vipers: And why are there goats inside the stadium anyway? Bush league behavior!
Kitara: But we saw a cat at Kitende.
BUL: And a dog at Lugogo.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
Kitara: Those goats are prizes for our players.
Vipers: Stop that nonsense—get your house in order!
Kitara: Nonsense!
KCCA: Members, calm down.
ADMIN: The Federation of Uganda Football Associations (FUFA) is inviting all chairpersons of Uganda Premier League clubs for a consultative meeting scheduled for Thursday, 7th May 2026.
Vipers: We shall not attend.
ADMIN removes Vipers and Kitara.
Police: 🧐
Lugazi: Bring back Vipers!
Next episode soon…
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