Disclaimer:
This is an artistic work of fiction – names, characters, places, and events are products of the writer’s imagination. Any resemblance to real teams or individuals is purely coincidental
(ADMIN opens group)
Express: Wabula tufugiddwa bubi…!
ADMIN: I want to take this opportunity to congratulate Vipers for being crowned CHAMPIONS.
Vipers: @Admin, thanks much.
Entebbe UPPC: Deserved champions.
Kitara: Wacha wewe.
Police: Well done, Vipers.
Express: Temutujja kumulamwa… omukulu waali oba taliwo?
URA: @Express, who?
Express: Engineer.
Lugazi: Abuulira gwe akoowa… abika, afulumye eggaali.
ADMIN: Guys, let’s use English please.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
NEC: What is @Buhimba still doing here? They have already been relegated.
UPDF: And Calvary too. Relegated teams should be removed.
SC Villa: @UPDF, we might pass a new regulation to relegate three teams instead of two. You are not safe.
Vipers: Meanwhile, I have a trophy parade as our title celebrations continue. You are all invited.
KCCA: We don’t go to parties where there is Suuna Ben and Mbazira Tonny. Have some class.
Vipers: @KCCA, feel free to hold yours for finishing second. Lay low like an envelope.
URA: Man gave team Sh300m, when prize money is just Sh60m for winning the league.
Maroons: @URA, You want to tax that?
URA: 😂😂😂
SC Villa: Colleagues, when are the UPL awards?
Express: Visit the UPL website, naawe totutama.
BUL: (forwarded) Let’s also congratulate our Uganda Cubs for qualifying for the U17 World Cup.
Express: BUL, totujja kumulamwa… tubuuza, omukulu akyali President?
Lugazi: By the end of today or tomorrow, an official resignation will be up!
Express: Wangi?
Vipers: 🧚🏿♂️🧚🏿♂️🧚🏿♂️🧚🏿♂️
Lugazi: There is a meeting! Essaawa yonaa….
Express: Leeta bwiino.
Buhimba: 😂😂😂
Lugazi: James Mugira, Aggrey Ashaba and Ali Ssekatawa… keep those names safe for now.
NEC: 😳
KCCA: 😳
URA: 😳
Express: Nina wenalabye ne Ben Misagga.
Lugazi: Gwe oli ku mawulire ga Mutyaba!
Express: The moment I didn’t see him at the league crowning ceremony, I knew something was wrong!
BUL: But he was at Kadiba a day earlier at the Women’s U17 game against Kenya.
Express: Tugamba Kitende, ate oleeta buugi mu bbaala!
Vipers: There was Dr Azah Taibu.
Lugazi: Ki Dr Azah kyamaanyi…
Express: @Lugazi, ogukuba?
Lugazi: Nkutidde… share contact.
ADMIN removes Lugazi
Express: 🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️
ADMIN removes Express
(Admin typing….)
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Naye wabula 😅🤣😂